Don't say pretty and smart (and rich and forgiving), because I answered that but my teacher disapproved.
Being a typical student trained in World-class university, I formulated something like this:
Smart but Ugly
Advantages:
- I will have great conversations with her
- I will have smart kids
- I don't need to hire tutors for my kids
- None of my friends will try to snap my wife away, because... because... noone is interested.
- She can contribute to the family income
Disadvantages:
- My chance to get good looking kids decrease
- I will need to buy her lots of cosmetics just to make her presentable.
- I will have hard time to explain to everyone.. she's my wife, not my maid.
Pretty but Dumb
Advantages:
- I will get to see beautiful creature for free, everyday.
- My kids will definitely be good-looking because
- I will spend less money on cosmetics
Disadvantages:
- I will have a hard time because my friends visit my house often just to see my wife
- If that dumb gene goes into my kids, I will need to hire tutors for them
- I can't have inclined conversations with her..
Not so easy afterall huh?
However, today I got an inspiration from Newspaper...
And finally, I decided, I will take a smart but ugly wife.
Why?
Smart girls will command higher salary, and with higher salary, she can....
AFFORD TO GET A PLASTIC SURGERY.
It's getting more affordable nowadays, almost negligible risk, and she can choose whether she wants to look like Paris Hilton or Jessica Alba, Fiona Xie or Michelle Chong or Jade Seah.
And the best part is, she can still keep the smart brain of hers.
SO.... Smart and Pretty woman at the end. Lucky somemore, because she has a smart husband who can think of the best solution possible. Ehem.
Nevertheless, I will still go for a girl with heart made of gold...
6 comments:
I will take a girl with a heart of gold anytime...so difficult to land one these days.
Hi mlmaestro..
I agree with you! haha..
IF i really had to choose.
I'll choose pretty but dumb.
I chose the other one once, and i wasn't pleased with the outcome so yea.
At least can see beautiful creature everyday. Haha.
(Talking about gf or wife ar?)
Hi Benny, very interesting post. But you got few points that totally wrong there.
1. Ugly girl spend lot more on cosmetics and pretty girl less? That's a very big mistake. Pretty girl always spend much much more on cosmetics. Ask any girl you know and they'll agree.
2. If the girl really a smart ass, she won't agree to do plastic surgery. Plastic surgery is for shallow girls.
Haha.... cheers!!!
u forget that pretty people have all the advantages on life. A person with less credentials will get picked because they are more appealing to the eye. Research had shown this to be true.
I have been asked this before, and more often than not I shrug it/the person off. It's simply one of those topics. I will say two things based on personal experiences: beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and sometimes dumb and dumber go together like two peas in a pod. I have encountered plenty of combinations of physical and mental appeal, of both sexes. I guess that's what dating is really about if you aren't looking for that special someone you want to spend the rest of your life with (experimentation, fun). In the end however, heart of gold is what most people look for. Is the person going to provide you with security, love, humor, passion, and be able to raise children? Love is a mystery, and that's evident in the couples you happen to glance at in shoppes, or even in your own family. For now, I'm young and my mentality is basically "fuck it", sometimes literally.
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