Wish all of you a Happy and Prosperous Chinese New Year!!!
Here is a joke I got from my friend.
Some interesting theories about human and pigs (Warning! It's purely joke =P)
Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Pigs = eat + sleep
Hence, Human = Pigs + work + enjoy
Human - enjoy = Pigs + work
In other words, Human that don't know how to enjoy = pigs that work
Men = eat + sleep + earn money
Pigs = eat + sleep
Hence, Men = Pigs + earn money
Men - earn money = Pigs
In other words, Men that don't earn money = Pigs
Women = eat + sleep + spend
Pigs = eat + sleep
Hence, Women = Pigs + spend
Women - spend = Pigs
In other words, Women that don't spend = Pigs
Conclusion:
1. Men earn money not to let women become pigs! Women spend not to let men become pigs!
2. Men + Women = eat + sleep + earn money + eat + sleep +spend money
= 2 (eat + sleep)
= 2 pigs!!
Peace ^^V
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2 comments:
it's damn funny leh..
gong xi fa cai bro!
workalcoholic = pig?
the conclusion that i got anyway :)
xin nian kuai le
all the best in ur study
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