No, I will never backstab someone. Backstabbing is so unmanly and it's just for those losers. I am a pretty nice chap, really.
Instead, I will fuck you upside down for days, stab you in your freakin' face until you are bleeding and fucking crying in blood, and by that time, I will be super happy, just like winning F1 Championship.
You know what kind of person you are dealing with. I never proclaim myself to be the easiest person to deal with. Thanks and have a nice day.
Saturday, November 08, 2008
Wednesday, November 05, 2008
Black is the new Beauty
The Talkshow queen - Oprah
Duo tennis stars - Venus and Serena Williams
One of the world's prettiest women - Halle Berry
The youngest F1 champion - Lewis Hamilton
America's numero uno - Barack ObamaAnd probably the greatest of all...
Martin Luther King, Jr"I have a dream that my four children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character."
Btw, this is Obama's Victory Speech.
Yes We Can.
Monday, November 03, 2008
9 Random Updates of My Life
1. “It has been two years” – my previous post. Yup, it’s exactly 2 years ago... and she used to be “that special someone who never fails to make my heart beats faster”.
So, one simple poem to remember her isn’t too much right? However, as I mentioned in my post, probably 1 ½ years back, she’s out of my life VOLUNTARILY and she will be out... most probably forever.
Love is like a glass of orange juice. If you don’t like the taste of orange, you can add as much water as possible and hopefully the taste of orange will disappear. However, it will always be there no matter how much water you add.
2. I now weigh 68.2 kg. WHAT THE HELL!!! I haven’t done body-fat and body-muscle analysis though for the past 1 month, and I think I am getting fitter after hitting gym quite regularly. I know muscle is denser than fat, so I hope that additional 1 kg is muscle. YEAH!!! Yes, I am a self-confessed health freak.
3. I don’t consume any form of alcohol since 2 weeks ago. I want to be a good boy. I don’t drink, I never smoke. I am a particularly rare species.
4. One of my friends wrote in her blog “Think you’re perfect? Think Again”. Dear, I have thought again and again and I always come to the same final conclusion... I am perfect. Hope you don’t ask me to re-think that again... It has been quite tiring.
5. Work is busy like hell (Btw, I have never visited hell and hope I never go there... but that’s the phrase people always use)
6. I hereby announce... “Ben for Barack Obama”. He is going to win. It’s time for all the Americans to say “Enough is enough”.
2. I now weigh 68.2 kg. WHAT THE HELL!!! I haven’t done body-fat and body-muscle analysis though for the past 1 month, and I think I am getting fitter after hitting gym quite regularly. I know muscle is denser than fat, so I hope that additional 1 kg is muscle. YEAH!!! Yes, I am a self-confessed health freak.
3. I don’t consume any form of alcohol since 2 weeks ago. I want to be a good boy. I don’t drink, I never smoke. I am a particularly rare species.
4. One of my friends wrote in her blog “Think you’re perfect? Think Again”. Dear, I have thought again and again and I always come to the same final conclusion... I am perfect. Hope you don’t ask me to re-think that again... It has been quite tiring.
5. Work is busy like hell (Btw, I have never visited hell and hope I never go there... but that’s the phrase people always use)
6. I hereby announce... “Ben for Barack Obama”. He is going to win. It’s time for all the Americans to say “Enough is enough”.
7. I am still single and available – the same status as always been, since 1 ½ years back. The application form is downloadable and the application fee is to be donated to my favourite charity organization.
8. Juventus – Roma 2-0. Juventus is back, better and stronger. YEAH!!!!!!!!
9. I am super tired...
Wednesday, October 29, 2008
It's PHOTOS time!!!!!
Singapore Science Centre - a great refresher course for an Engineering-trained Banker like me.
Clarke Quay - Thank God, it's holiday, after 11 consecutive days of working
KTV - I look very innocent right? RIGHT??????!!!! aWW, Thanks so much.
The Hooters @ Clarke Quay- The food sucks, service sucks, the place sucks. Rating: 0/5
Yulia's room - a place I used to call "my third home". We were acting crazy
..... and to regain back our reputation, we were acting cool. We cut to be models huh? =P
And KTV again!!! I know I don't have the most beautiful voice in the world (although I am not completely tuneless either). Nevertheless, I really enjoy singing!
Friends, I really appreciate our friendship and our time together. LUVVVV Y'ALL!!!!!!
Tuesday, October 28, 2008
You are my caffeine.
Whether you realize it or not, there are some persons in our life who act as our caffeine. They may not know it, but we know precisely that... we need their presence.
My mom has been my number one fan for 22 years out of 22 years in my life. She completely believes that I can achieve whatever things I want to achieve. She pushes me hard, and she knows my standard, but at the end of the day, no matter what happens, she always smiles... and I know precisely what that smile means. She is so proud of me. Really, really proud. Mom, I am also very proud of you and being your son is the single best thing ever happened in my life.
And I think now I have found another caffeine in my life. I am not sure whether I have fallen for her or not. Nevertheless, she gives me strength when I am down although at times, she doesn't realize it.
We, guys don't need a lot of things. We just need a complete trust that we can accomplish anything. ANYTHING. And that's exactly what I need. Sometimes we are too ambitious, we feel that we can eat the mountain... that's silly! And don't worry, we know that we are just being silly. However, we need someone who, despite everything says...
"You can accomplish anything. I have faith in you."
And that's exactly what I need. Thanks for being such a wonderful caffeine.
My mom has been my number one fan for 22 years out of 22 years in my life. She completely believes that I can achieve whatever things I want to achieve. She pushes me hard, and she knows my standard, but at the end of the day, no matter what happens, she always smiles... and I know precisely what that smile means. She is so proud of me. Really, really proud. Mom, I am also very proud of you and being your son is the single best thing ever happened in my life.
And I think now I have found another caffeine in my life. I am not sure whether I have fallen for her or not. Nevertheless, she gives me strength when I am down although at times, she doesn't realize it.
We, guys don't need a lot of things. We just need a complete trust that we can accomplish anything. ANYTHING. And that's exactly what I need. Sometimes we are too ambitious, we feel that we can eat the mountain... that's silly! And don't worry, we know that we are just being silly. However, we need someone who, despite everything says...
"You can accomplish anything. I have faith in you."
And that's exactly what I need. Thanks for being such a wonderful caffeine.
Monday, October 27, 2008
It Has Been 2 Years
It has been 2 years.
I still remember very clearly how we got together
And all the journeys we have been through
All the challenges we faced together
And all the quarells we sometimes need to do
I learnt a lot. A lot.
Sometimes, lessons in life can be very expensive
Nevertheless, I must say...
Those lessons are worth every pain they give.
It has been 2 years,
And I have grown to a better person.
A more mature guy.
A stronger me.
It has been 2 years. Thank you very much.
Dedicated for:
someone who used to be the queen of my heart. I pray for your happiness.
I still remember very clearly how we got together
And all the journeys we have been through
All the challenges we faced together
And all the quarells we sometimes need to do
I learnt a lot. A lot.
Sometimes, lessons in life can be very expensive
Nevertheless, I must say...
Those lessons are worth every pain they give.
It has been 2 years,
And I have grown to a better person.
A more mature guy.
A stronger me.
It has been 2 years. Thank you very much.
Dedicated for:
someone who used to be the queen of my heart. I pray for your happiness.
High School Musical 3 is simply AWESOME.
For me, this is the single best movie for at least the past 5 years.
Great actors, simple yet sweet storyline, GREAT MUSIC. GREAT MUSIC. GREAT MUSIC.
The songs of this movie keep repeating themselves in my head, and they make me want to sing and dance.
Making movies is like making cocktails. Sometimes, the simplest ingredients make the best result. And High School Musical 3 is just an example for that.
By the way, Gabriella (Vanessa Hudgens) is at least 100 times prettier than Sharpay (Ashley Tiadale) and Troy (Zac Efron) doesn't look gay, not even 1% :P
Great actors, simple yet sweet storyline, GREAT MUSIC. GREAT MUSIC. GREAT MUSIC.
The songs of this movie keep repeating themselves in my head, and they make me want to sing and dance.
Making movies is like making cocktails. Sometimes, the simplest ingredients make the best result. And High School Musical 3 is just an example for that.
By the way, Gabriella (Vanessa Hudgens) is at least 100 times prettier than Sharpay (Ashley Tiadale) and Troy (Zac Efron) doesn't look gay, not even 1% :P
Friday, October 17, 2008
Nikah umur berapa?
Dua sepupu saya akan meninggalkan masa lajang sebelum tahun 2008 berakhir. Dua orang teman sudah bertunangan. Dua kucing tetangga juga tampaknya sudah gak sabar buat menambah populasi kucing Bukit Batok blk 146 West Avenue 6 di tanah Singapura ini.
Aku teringat sama seorang yang mantan high quality Jomblo most wanted (sekarang juga masih high quality kok, tapi gak tahu masih most wanted nggak.. =P). Dia bilang...
"Ben, lu kerja di bank kan? tahu donk tentang saham. Kalau umur 22 itu, harga sahamnya masih tinggi, dan akan terus naik sampai umur 25. Abis umur 25 tuh musti segera dijual, kalau nggak harganya jatuh... "
Hmm...
Kata Cinta Laura, kita musti berpikir long cyermm (long term-red). Abis pacaran, nikah donk. Abis nikah, kawin donk (yang ini bisa diskip). Abis nikah dan kawin, punya anak donk. EHHH PUNYA ANAK????
Mungkin aku yang sudah terlalu lama tinggal di negeri mungil tapi maju ini. Sebuah tempat yang masyarakatnya musti berpikir seribu kali buat punya anak.
Punya anak mahal lhoooo...
Musti kasih susu...
Musti beliin mainan...
Kalau udah masa sekolah, musti biaya pendidikan...
Beli buku...
Beli tas dan keperluan sekolah...
Dan yang paling penting, bayar tuition biar gak kalah sama anak2 sekelasnya...
Les piano lah, les berenang lah, les balet lah, les Inggris lah, Matematik lah, etc etc
Kasihan banget lihat anak2 sini yang tiap hari kayaknya ikut tuition terus. Mau bukti? Lihat aja tuh anak2 umur 8 atau 9 tahun sudah pakai kacamata. Sedangkan saya, umur 22 tahun baru pakai kacamata.
Kembali ke masalah punya anak, the ultimate question is...
"NYO, punya anaknya sama siapa?"
Oh iya, baru ingat, calon saja belum punya. Kalau seumur tante2 sih banyak yang naksir. Om2 apalagi (serem uihh.. please, I am straight, and will be straight forever). Kalau tantenya secantik Tamara Blesyinski atau Demi Moore sih YESSS OKAY BABY. Kalau tantenya seseksi Angie Jolie ato Vicky Beckham sih HERE I AM.
Yup, saya mau volunteerin diri jadi ketua PELEPECELETU.
Apaan tuh?
Itu singkatan "Perkumpulan Lelaki Pecinta Cewek Lebih Tua"
Kenapa cewek yang lebih tua? Gak tahu, tapi saya jauh lebih sering jatuh cinta sama cewek yang lebih tua. Dari kakak kelas yang 1 tahun lebih tua sampai guru Effective Communication yang kayak Fann Wong yang notabene at least 12 tahun lebih tua.
Mengingat cewek biasanya menikah umur 25, 26 atau 27, jadi bisa jadi, saya bakal nikah muda. Itu kalau dapat sih. haha...
Siap gak?
Lahir, siap. Batin? ehh.. hmmm.... lemme think... siap deh.
Kebayang nggak sih seorang anak muda nan cute (ini bukan saya yg ngomong, tapi dua cewek berinisial T dan Y) umur 23 atau 24 memperkenalkan diri sebagai seseorang yang sudah married... sudah punya anak lagi.
Haha... saya sih gak bisa bayangin, tapi kalau ada cewek yang saya suka, saya nggak takut menikah muda.
Mengutip ucapan temen saya yang High Quality Jomblo itu, jangan sampai harga sahamnya jatuh, entar nyesel.
Haha.
Sori bung, saya itu saham bluechips, biarpun harga jatuh, tetep mahal.
Eh tapi biarpun saham bluechips, kayak AIA gitu, dari perkasa sampai worthless dalam semalam.
AMIT-AMIT. TOK TOK TOK.
Aku teringat sama seorang yang mantan high quality Jomblo most wanted (sekarang juga masih high quality kok, tapi gak tahu masih most wanted nggak.. =P). Dia bilang...
"Ben, lu kerja di bank kan? tahu donk tentang saham. Kalau umur 22 itu, harga sahamnya masih tinggi, dan akan terus naik sampai umur 25. Abis umur 25 tuh musti segera dijual, kalau nggak harganya jatuh... "
Hmm...
Kata Cinta Laura, kita musti berpikir long cyermm (long term-red). Abis pacaran, nikah donk. Abis nikah, kawin donk (yang ini bisa diskip). Abis nikah dan kawin, punya anak donk. EHHH PUNYA ANAK????
Mungkin aku yang sudah terlalu lama tinggal di negeri mungil tapi maju ini. Sebuah tempat yang masyarakatnya musti berpikir seribu kali buat punya anak.
Punya anak mahal lhoooo...
Musti kasih susu...
Musti beliin mainan...
Kalau udah masa sekolah, musti biaya pendidikan...
Beli buku...
Beli tas dan keperluan sekolah...
Dan yang paling penting, bayar tuition biar gak kalah sama anak2 sekelasnya...
Les piano lah, les berenang lah, les balet lah, les Inggris lah, Matematik lah, etc etc
Kasihan banget lihat anak2 sini yang tiap hari kayaknya ikut tuition terus. Mau bukti? Lihat aja tuh anak2 umur 8 atau 9 tahun sudah pakai kacamata. Sedangkan saya, umur 22 tahun baru pakai kacamata.
Kembali ke masalah punya anak, the ultimate question is...
"NYO, punya anaknya sama siapa?"
Oh iya, baru ingat, calon saja belum punya. Kalau seumur tante2 sih banyak yang naksir. Om2 apalagi (serem uihh.. please, I am straight, and will be straight forever). Kalau tantenya secantik Tamara Blesyinski atau Demi Moore sih YESSS OKAY BABY. Kalau tantenya seseksi Angie Jolie ato Vicky Beckham sih HERE I AM.
Yup, saya mau volunteerin diri jadi ketua PELEPECELETU.
Apaan tuh?
Itu singkatan "Perkumpulan Lelaki Pecinta Cewek Lebih Tua"
Kenapa cewek yang lebih tua? Gak tahu, tapi saya jauh lebih sering jatuh cinta sama cewek yang lebih tua. Dari kakak kelas yang 1 tahun lebih tua sampai guru Effective Communication yang kayak Fann Wong yang notabene at least 12 tahun lebih tua.
Mengingat cewek biasanya menikah umur 25, 26 atau 27, jadi bisa jadi, saya bakal nikah muda. Itu kalau dapat sih. haha...
Siap gak?
Lahir, siap. Batin? ehh.. hmmm.... lemme think... siap deh.
Kebayang nggak sih seorang anak muda nan cute (ini bukan saya yg ngomong, tapi dua cewek berinisial T dan Y) umur 23 atau 24 memperkenalkan diri sebagai seseorang yang sudah married... sudah punya anak lagi.
Haha... saya sih gak bisa bayangin, tapi kalau ada cewek yang saya suka, saya nggak takut menikah muda.
Mengutip ucapan temen saya yang High Quality Jomblo itu, jangan sampai harga sahamnya jatuh, entar nyesel.
Haha.
Sori bung, saya itu saham bluechips, biarpun harga jatuh, tetep mahal.
Eh tapi biarpun saham bluechips, kayak AIA gitu, dari perkasa sampai worthless dalam semalam.
AMIT-AMIT. TOK TOK TOK.
Thursday, October 16, 2008
High School Musical 3: Senior Year
Graduation...
NO, I didn't cry. BOYS DON'T CRY OKAY.
As for college graduation, I spent the night with some of my best friends, hugged each other, and asked ourselves... "Is it possible to continue our lives without each other's company?"
OK, silly question, life goes on for sure.
Anyway, for all my college friends, I TERRIBLY miss you SOOO MUCH. SOOOOOOOO MUCH.
As I have just graduated from University a few months back, the memory is still fresh. With my parents and my brother spent the nights before and after graduation with me, I couldn't ask for more.
I think life is about giving our best in whatever we do. When we study, study well. When we work, work well. When we one day get married, be the best father or mother we could possibly be. The rest will take care of themselves.
Catch Walt Disney Pictures' High School Musical 3: Senior Year in cinemas from October 24!
Tuesday, October 14, 2008
50 Hal yang Saya Rindukan dari Indonesia
1. Teh botol sosro dan Es Teler 77
2. Mie sedap, mie instant terenak di dunia
3. Becak yang musti ditawar tarifnya
4. Mobil Kijang
5. Ditilang polisi dan lolos dengan membayar 20 ribu
6. Dewa dan Peterpan
7. Sinetron: Tersanjung 1, Tersanjung 2, Tersanjung 3, Tersanjung 4, ...
8. Gorengan yang konon mengandung plastik. Who cares, it's good.
9. Mie ayam yang konon dibuat dari daging tikus. Yucks.
10. Radio Gajah Mada FM dan SMARTFM.
11. Pemilihan Putri Indonesia
12. Megawati Soekarnoputri dan suami, Taufik Batisah.. eh Taufik Hidayat... eh Taufik Kiemas
13. KOMPAS dan Suara Merdeka
14. Banci-banci yang sudah ketahuan banci dari jarak 2 km
15. Pedagang kaki lima
16. Bali dengan pantainya. God must be in a super good mood when He created it.
17. (Used to be) little girl with amazing voice: Sherina.
18. Acara gosip jam 5 sore yang amat sangat gak penting: Silet.
19. Ahmad Dhany dan Cinta Laura
20. VCD bajakan seharga 7000 rupiah
21. Gado-gado versi asli, bukan versi tiruan yang dijual di Singapur.
22. Menyebrang jalan sembarangan
23. AFI dan Indonesian Idol yang diakhiri dengan air mata buaya di setiap minggunya
24. Amien Rais. Profesor lulusan S3 luar negeri yang gak pernah menang lawan lulusan SMA.
25. MY FAMILY. MISS YOU SOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH!
26. Honda bebek
27. Krisdayanti
28. Tamara Bleysinski
29. Nonton piala Thomas-Uber dengan komentator berbahasa Indonesia
30. Internet super lambat
31. MIRC. Wow, it's been so long.
32. Telepon umum
33. Bakso yang konon mengandung formalin. Saya masih sehat2 saja tuh.
34. Anak2 remaja post-puber yang suka pakai kacamata hitam biarpun matanya sehat
35. Inul dengan goyang mautnya
36. EXTRAVAGANZA! Love it love it love it!
37. Paket Hemat di KFC seharga 5000 rupiah (dulu)
38. Ice Cream McDonald seharga 1000 rupiah (dulu)
39. PSIS, Persebaya, Persija, Per... Per... Per...
40. Anak2 remaja yang dengan bangga pakai jersey bertuliskan "Beckham", "Gerrard", atau "Ronaldo"
41. Orang-orang main bulutangkis di depan rumah
42. Rumah yang ada halamannya, bukan yang kecil-kecil dan bertumpuk-tumpuk
43. Misa berbahasa Indonesia
44. Bis yang bisa berhenti di tengah jalan hanya dengan 1 lambaian tangan
45. Dewi Sandra yang KTPnya bertulis... Agama: Ikut Suami
46. Orang-orang yang ngomong boso Jowo dengan sangat medok
47. Sirup dengan warna super terang benderang
48. Malam 17 Agustus yang amat sangat berisik
49. Meeting yang so-called urgent tapi terlambat 2 jam
50. Upacara Bendera
I wanna go homeeeee....
2. Mie sedap, mie instant terenak di dunia
3. Becak yang musti ditawar tarifnya
4. Mobil Kijang
5. Ditilang polisi dan lolos dengan membayar 20 ribu
6. Dewa dan Peterpan
7. Sinetron: Tersanjung 1, Tersanjung 2, Tersanjung 3, Tersanjung 4, ...
8. Gorengan yang konon mengandung plastik. Who cares, it's good.
9. Mie ayam yang konon dibuat dari daging tikus. Yucks.
10. Radio Gajah Mada FM dan SMARTFM.
11. Pemilihan Putri Indonesia
12. Megawati Soekarnoputri dan suami, Taufik Batisah.. eh Taufik Hidayat... eh Taufik Kiemas
13. KOMPAS dan Suara Merdeka
14. Banci-banci yang sudah ketahuan banci dari jarak 2 km
15. Pedagang kaki lima
16. Bali dengan pantainya. God must be in a super good mood when He created it.
17. (Used to be) little girl with amazing voice: Sherina.
18. Acara gosip jam 5 sore yang amat sangat gak penting: Silet.
19. Ahmad Dhany dan Cinta Laura
20. VCD bajakan seharga 7000 rupiah
21. Gado-gado versi asli, bukan versi tiruan yang dijual di Singapur.
22. Menyebrang jalan sembarangan
23. AFI dan Indonesian Idol yang diakhiri dengan air mata buaya di setiap minggunya
24. Amien Rais. Profesor lulusan S3 luar negeri yang gak pernah menang lawan lulusan SMA.
25. MY FAMILY. MISS YOU SOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH!
26. Honda bebek
27. Krisdayanti
28. Tamara Bleysinski
29. Nonton piala Thomas-Uber dengan komentator berbahasa Indonesia
30. Internet super lambat
31. MIRC. Wow, it's been so long.
32. Telepon umum
33. Bakso yang konon mengandung formalin. Saya masih sehat2 saja tuh.
34. Anak2 remaja post-puber yang suka pakai kacamata hitam biarpun matanya sehat
35. Inul dengan goyang mautnya
36. EXTRAVAGANZA! Love it love it love it!
37. Paket Hemat di KFC seharga 5000 rupiah (dulu)
38. Ice Cream McDonald seharga 1000 rupiah (dulu)
39. PSIS, Persebaya, Persija, Per... Per... Per...
40. Anak2 remaja yang dengan bangga pakai jersey bertuliskan "Beckham", "Gerrard", atau "Ronaldo"
41. Orang-orang main bulutangkis di depan rumah
42. Rumah yang ada halamannya, bukan yang kecil-kecil dan bertumpuk-tumpuk
43. Misa berbahasa Indonesia
44. Bis yang bisa berhenti di tengah jalan hanya dengan 1 lambaian tangan
45. Dewi Sandra yang KTPnya bertulis... Agama: Ikut Suami
46. Orang-orang yang ngomong boso Jowo dengan sangat medok
47. Sirup dengan warna super terang benderang
48. Malam 17 Agustus yang amat sangat berisik
49. Meeting yang so-called urgent tapi terlambat 2 jam
50. Upacara Bendera
I wanna go homeeeee....
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